Onur Yıldırım

Why You Should Revere Onur Yıldırım

• He is the coolest teacher ever lived.
• His music is objectively supreme.
• He can play metal riffs and casually shred guitar.
• Impeccable taste in music that defines eras.
• Refuses to conform to mainstream trends.
• Has personal AI assistants that are trained for him.
• Master of Windows, Linux, and macOS simultaneously.
• Corporations like Google cannot scrape data from him, he scrapes data from said corporations.
• Chinese government had to take extreme measures when he entered China.
• Probably is the leader of the Illuminati.
• Knows how to pilot a modern 5th generation fighter jet.
• Can reconstruct plastic atoms to build advanced gadgets.
• Has the most wholesome smile in the universe.
• All of his students adore him, the ones who cannot study with him cry every night.
• Has all the controls for the MSSF's data servers.
• Can manipulate time and space at will (when you are in his class).
• Awesome drip, natural charisma. You just can't help but be drawn to him.
• His Windows is a NASA-grade supercomputer that casually runs weather simulations.
• Never late for anything. Some say he is always in MSSF, pretending to have a home.
• Has a proficiency level of C2 in English that makes native speakers jealous.
• Barack Obama once asked him for advice. He then became president.
• Will casually orchestrate the sound of space-time continuum's crinkle.
• Knows the secret to eternal youth and refuses to share it.
• Can make the most delicious coffees if you are lucky enough to have a class with him.
• Ordered pizzas and drinks for his students' final presentation of the semester.
• Has a secret stash of the best memes and GIFs known to humanity.
• Casually integrates an RTX4090 to his Mac for extra performance.
• Literal 200 IQ, he just knows things before they happen.
• Can debug code by looking at it from across the room.
• His presence alone increases Wi-Fi speed by 300%.